You are a cat. You are this cat, actually. Your name is Marley.
Your quest: to cough up a hairball.
You carefully examine your surroundings. Your person inhabits a small, one-story brick house possessed of several rooms and variable surfaces in and upon which you can choose to vomit. Your…
Shoogi prefers the more dangerous, but ultimately more satisfying #6
On the bed while I’m sleeping in it.
I am officially employed by Robert Half International - Office Team!
My interviewer said I have a very strong job history and excellent assessment scores, and that she hopes to be able to get in touch with me next week about a placement :D
First Image
Lyra Walters: But to be honest, it made you look kind of frightening.
Amelia Hopkins: I just liked it cause it covered up my ridiculously fat neck.
Lyra Walters: What are you talking about? Your neck is fine. I like your neck.
Amelia Hopkins: Really?
Lyra Walters: Yeah.
Amelia Hopkins: You’re not just being nice?
Lyra Walters: Nope!
Second Image
Amelia Hopkins: Nope, but you have to come with me and the girls to the dance next week.
Lyra Walters: I do?
Amelia Hopkins: Definitely. And you’ll have to get a dress.
-quietly slips a new ship into the sea-
^ PLEASE TELL ME THEY ARE CANON
Seriously, look at the way Amelia is cuddling up to her in that panel there
While asking her to come to a dance with her
THIS IS A DATE :D
And Lyra likes her neck…her invitingly smooch-able neck ;D
Lyra: “My mom says les beans are the best beans”
Amelia: “Your mom is a wise woman.”
^ A WISE WOMAN INDEED :D
I am having all sorts of adorable headcanons/mental images right now and I so badly want this to be a thing
Jen and Thundra’s adorable lesbian daughter, being cute and amazing with her girlfriend <3
Sadly… it’s not canon.
And the ending is :(
Oh no, what happened in the ending? :(
Well… spoilers:
Amelia went to high school with Lyra. In this scene, she has no idea that Lyra or Jen are Hulks. In the last book, Lyra is at a school dance (prom maybe? Can’t remember) and a villain attacks. Naturally, she Hulks out and she and Jen beat the tar out of him.
But Amelia freaks out and calls her a monster :(
Noooooooooo :(
At least she’s still alive…so I can hope for a story where she accepts Lyra and the two make up and totally end up together as a couple…
She will come around to it and realize Lyra ia beautiful and amazing
And there will be a touching and adorable scene where she tells Lyra how sorry she is for how she reacted the first time and they hug and smooch and I melt into a puddle of fangirl feels at it all
And everything is lesbian and everything is beautiful :D
Well She-Hulks was supposed to be a continuing series, instead of a 4-book run…
So here’s hoping!
First Image
Lyra Walters: But to be honest, it made you look kind of frightening.
Amelia Hopkins: I just liked it cause it covered up my ridiculously fat neck.
Lyra Walters: What are you talking about? Your neck is fine. I like your neck.
Amelia Hopkins: Really?
Lyra Walters: Yeah.
Amelia Hopkins: You’re not just being nice?
Lyra Walters: Nope!
Second Image
Amelia Hopkins: Nope, but you have to come with me and the girls to the dance next week.
Lyra Walters: I do?
Amelia Hopkins: Definitely. And you’ll have to get a dress.
-quietly slips a new ship into the sea-
^ PLEASE TELL ME THEY ARE CANON
Seriously, look at the way Amelia is cuddling up to her in that panel there
While asking her to come to a dance with her
THIS IS A DATE :D
And Lyra likes her neck…her invitingly smooch-able neck ;D
Lyra: “My mom says les beans are the best beans”
Amelia: “Your mom is a wise woman.”
^ A WISE WOMAN INDEED :D
I am having all sorts of adorable headcanons/mental images right now and I so badly want this to be a thing
Jen and Thundra’s adorable lesbian daughter, being cute and amazing with her girlfriend <3
Sadly… it’s not canon.
And the ending is :(
Oh no, what happened in the ending? :(
Well… spoilers:
Amelia went to high school with Lyra. In this scene, she has no idea that Lyra or Jen are Hulks. In the last book, Lyra is at a school dance (prom maybe? Can’t remember) and a villain attacks. Naturally, she Hulks out and she and Jen beat the tar out of him.
But Amelia freaks out and calls her a monster :(
First Image
Lyra Walters: But to be honest, it made you look kind of frightening.
Amelia Hopkins: I just liked it cause it covered up my ridiculously fat neck.
Lyra Walters: What are you talking about? Your neck is fine. I like your neck.
Amelia Hopkins: Really?
Lyra Walters: Yeah.
Amelia Hopkins: You’re not just being nice?
Lyra Walters: Nope!
Second Image
Amelia Hopkins: Nope, but you have to come with me and the girls to the dance next week.
Lyra Walters: I do?
Amelia Hopkins: Definitely. And you’ll have to get a dress.
-quietly slips a new ship into the sea-
^ PLEASE TELL ME THEY ARE CANON
Seriously, look at the way Amelia is cuddling up to her in that panel there
While asking her to come to a dance with her
THIS IS A DATE :D
And Lyra likes her neck…her invitingly smooch-able neck ;D
Lyra: “My mom says les beans are the best beans”
Amelia: “Your mom is a wise woman.”
^ A WISE WOMAN INDEED :D
I am having all sorts of adorable headcanons/mental images right now and I so badly want this to be a thing
Jen and Thundra’s adorable lesbian daughter, being cute and amazing with her girlfriend <3
Sadly… it’s not canon.
And the ending is :(
Does anyone have advice for safely bathing a fully clawed cat? I’ve never tried to bathe Varric, but he could probably use one to help get rid of all his extra hair this spring, plus he is smelling a little funny. But the last time I tried to bathe a cat with claws, I ended up bleeding and soaked and the damn cat was completely dry.
I’d just like to not get mutilated. Any advice?
